TO ALL THOSE THAT DO NOT WORK XMAS?
chris/cuddles
twas the night prior to xmas as well as all thru the house.
everybody felt shxtty together with the mouse.
mums during the whxrehouse dads smoking grass.
id only staid for anice square of axse.
when out upon the grass i listened such the clutter.
i sprung from my square to see whats the matter.
then out upon the grass i saw the large dxck.
i knew in the impulse it contingency be st nick.
he came down the funnel similar to the bat out of hell.
i knew true divided the fxcker had fell.
he filled the stockings with prezzies andbeer.
and the large rubber steep for my hermit the queer.
he rose up the funnel with the howling fart.
the son of the bxtch blew thechimney apart.
he swore as well as he accursed as he rode out of sight.
twas the night prior to xmas as well as all thru the house.
everybody felt shxtty together with the mouse.
mums during the whxrehouse dads smoking grass.
id only staid for anice square of axse.
when out upon the grass i listened such the clutter.
i sprung from my square to see whats the matter.
then out upon the grass i saw the large dxck.
i knew in the impulse it contingency be st nick.
he came down the funnel similar to the bat out of hell.
i knew true divided the fxcker had fell.
he filled the stockings with prezzies andbeer.
and the large rubber steep for my hermit the queer.
he rose up the funnel with the howling fart.
the son of the bxtch blew thechimney apart.
he swore as well as he accursed as he rode out of sight.
pxss upon we all as well as have the ruin of the night
ps
just recieved this over mobile
what do we consider people approbation or no
Category: Christmas Mythology |
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Tags: Bat Out Of Hell, Brother, Chimney, Clutter, Fart, Grass, Hell Of A Night, Mums, Night Before Xmas, Out Of Sight, people, Rubber Duck, St Nick, Stockings

